- person: do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend
- me: are you making fun of me
- Lmfao. I seriously think this.. lolol
Things I Say While Driving
- Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
- Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
- Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
- Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
- Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
- Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
- Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
- Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
- Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
- Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
- Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
- Me: Nope, roof rack.
It came out the wrong way.
- Me: heyyyyyy *insert name here* can you...
- Co-worker: (completely didn't hear me.. walking away)
- Me: Do me. (stopping in the middle of my sentence since i got ignored)
- Co-worker: (Turns around and has a smirk on his face and laughs)
- Me: (Trying to play it off, hoping he didn't hear me) Can you do me a favor?!
- Co-worker: (Laughs and went to do what i asked)
- Me: (Runs away, hide in the corner laughing for 10 minutes, dying)
- I make things so awkward but its so hilarious.